Wednesday, April 23, 2008

My Tumor and Cleaning Day 3

We'll start with the good news first. Today's cleaning space was the master bedroom, bathroom and closet. Without a doubt the easiest day so far. thank goodness, because I have a tumor.

Yes, my friends, upon my return from our trip to Utah, I noticed a tumor on my side. It seems to greatly limit my productivity and tries my motherly patience. There is a name for this type of tumor. It's name is Joshua Grant. Albeit it cute as a button and smart enough to give me a big, open-mouthed kiss when I am about ready to sell him to the next band of roving gypsies to pass through, it has made me seriously rethink going anywhere alone for the next little while. I'll give it a couple more days. Then I might have to resort to surgical separation. Or at least a chocolate cookie bribe for a few minutes alone so I can pee.


10 comments:

Cheri said...

Your tumor looks a lot like my barnacle.

Ashlee said...

What? You get to go to the bathroom by yourself? Lucky!

Rosanne said...

You scared me for a second - at least your tumor is removable...in about 6 months. haha. :)

Liz said...

Amber you always make me laugh... I wish my house were as clean as yours. Maybe next year....

kathleener said...

want another one just like it on the other hip??? please? i'd like to go potty by myself!

Garrett Gang said...

You had me going there for a minute! You are a crack-up! Thanks for the giggles. Those days seem so long ago...

My Ice Cream Diary said...

I have had to surgically remove several of this type of tumor. I love it when my tumors can walk. I hope the cookie bribe works.

just jamie said...

That is one cute tumor ... but I know how difficult they can be to be removed. The pain. The trauma. The recovery. Ugh.

Nice job with the spring cleaning!

Motherhood for Dummies said...

but what a cute little tumor :)

Bonnie B. said...

Awwwww...not many tumors are that cute. And at least the removal can be done without the outrageous hospital and doctor bills. Just the price a bag of cookies. ( you probably make your own, huh?)