Tonight at dinner, Sam was so excited to tell us about a family tree that he is drawing. Since we have a bunch of family coming into town this weekend, he wants to have them sign his family tree. Tony decided to channel his excitement into a learning experience.
Tony: "Sam, who can sign your family tree?"
Sam: "Everybody...grandmas, grandpas, uncles, cousins...everybody."
Tony: "How about nieces and nephews...do you know what those are?"
Sam gets a puzzled look on his face and we can tell he's pondering deeply.
Sam: "Oh! (and I quote) An ef-you is..."
I almost spit my dessert across the table. Tony almost did too.
Well, I guess we DID ask...